Categories: PenguinPoop

Gary Roberts is Retiring

42 year old ex-Penguin Gary Roberts will be retiring after 20 hard working years in the NHL.? Roberts was waived by Tampa and was not picked up by any of the other 29 teams.??He has decided not to report to their minor league system.?

I heard Gary Roberts can Touch MC Hammer.? The dark is afraid of Gary Roberts.? Superman has Gary Roberts PJ’s….

Phil Krundle

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