Categories: PenguinPoop

Stop Wearing the Pansy Ass Powder Puff Blue Jerseys!

Seriously how many games do we have to lose until they stop wearing these cursed ugly pansy powder puff stupid ass uniforms? They have only won 3 out of 10 games this year. How much proof do you need, we were on a streak of not losing in regulation in 12 games, on top of that one of the losses that we had in a shootout during the 12 game streak, the Pens were wearing the pansy ass blue ugly jerseys.

You want more proof?  If you look at any marketing guide, you can click on this one:”Colors for Marketing“, it says “Baby Blue: a color which implies weakness” read it yourself.  They are wearing a color that instead of instilling fear, actually implies weakness.

The Penguins are now 67 games under 500 while wearing the ugly pansy powder blues.  Yes, they used to wear these in the 70’s when they sucked.

Overall they are: 96-163-59.  Hopefully they bag these for the season and for good.  They make the team look like pansy’s.  Pittsburgh is Black and Gold, not pansy blue.  If you like them, figure skating may be a better sport for you.

And ah yes, It still looks good on you though.

For more on these ugly jerseys: Do you get a free bowl of soup with that jersey?

Phil Krundle

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