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1/2 way thru Mustache Boy McKee lightyears ahead of Fedotenko

McKee's Rockin' Stache

Is anyone else out there a bit upset about the meager ‘stache that was sported by Fedotenko?  As I mentioned in a prior blog (to many ewe’s and yucks). I’ve seen more hair on a bar of soap!  I’m beginning to think that we shouldn’t let him off of the hook as easily as the rest of the guys have!  That said, remember back before the Southside Snowman, back even before curling was watched by millions,  even before Marion Hossa departed for the Dead Wings?  I’m talking about the Gary Roberts/Chuck Noriss-isms phenomena.  There were people online, on the airwaves, and in every beer garden enjoying (and in some cases inventing their own) comparisons.  I say it’s time to jump on the wagon and start new analogies regarding Fedotenko’s lack o’ stache!  Let me start with a few and then feel free to join in! Here we go:

“I’ve seen more hair on a fish”
“I’ll bet he shaves with left handed scissors”
“Chia-Fed”

I’m not saying those are good by any means!  I know some of you out there will provide the ones that will live on in Penguins lore forever!  In the mean time, enjoy some examples of what #26 would like like if he were able to grow a REAL mustache!

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