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My All-Time Tough (‘n’ Good) Team

Last week, good friend and fellow tough hockey aficionado Tom Blanciak asked me to compile my all-time toughest and most intimidating team by position. So once more I thought I’d break from the norm and share my choices with our PenguinPoop faithful.

For the record, the four guys I would’ve avoided like the plague (or “run away, run away” from as the brave Sir Robin wailed in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) were Bob Probert and Bruise Brother Joey Kocur, Philly’s mallet-fisted lefty Dave Brown and Nick Fotiu, a former NYC golden-gloves heavyweight champion.

Kocur and Brown were especially scary because they punched so hard. The former once cleaved Craig Coxe’s helmet in two with a blow during a minor-league tilt and the latter fractured Stu Grimson’s cheek and orbital bone with a booming left. Ex-Philly and Pens bad man Dave “the Hammer” Schultz, who took on the toughest of the tough, confessed Fotiu was the one guy he would never fight.

But I digress.

I put a spin on Tom’s original request by compiling my all-time toughest team that could beat you in the alley and on the scoreboard. All of my choices come from the 1970s and ‘80s, in my humble estimation the heyday of rugged hockey.

Here goes:

Left Wing: Clark Gillies (6’3” 215 lbs., 958 games, 319 goals, 378 assists, 697 points, 1025 PIM)

The prototype modern power forward, “Jethro” was at heart a gentle giant who didn’t go looking for fights. In fact, he never topped 100 penalty minutes in a single season. But rile him or worse…mess with a teammate…and watch out. Gillies nearly kayoed then-heavyweight champ Schultz early in his career and famously broke antagonist Ed Hospodar’s face with a devastating right. Skating on the Islanders’ top line with Bryan Trottier and Mike Bossy, Gillies topped 30 goals six times, was a First-Team All-Star twice and served as captain while riding shotgun on four Stanley Cup winners.

Center: Mel Bridgman (6’0” 190 lbs., 977 games, 252 goals, 449 assists, 701 points, 1625 PIM)

Probably my most challenging pick. Eric Lindros might have been a more obvious choice, but Bridgman gets my nod. A first-round pick of the Flyers (who else), Bridgman was a snarling center who took on all comers. Sporting a bristling mustache and a nasty demeanor to boot, he oozed on-ice menace. His fight with the Islanders Bob Nystrom (my right wing) in 1978 was a classic in terms of furious, back-and-forth, hard-punching action (check it out on YouTube). Although not a star, Bridgman was a consistent 50-60 point producer who notched 20+ plus goals six times, including a high of 33 in ’81-82.

Right Wing (tie): Bob Nystrom (6’1” 200 lbs., 900 games, 235 goals, 278 assists, 513 points, 1248 PIM)

Hailing from Stockholm, Robert Thore Nystrom was a blonde Nordic hammer who rarely lost a fight. His punches were fast, hard and accurate and he possessed a granite chin to boot. Maybe it was the way his hair flew when he fought, but his battles always seemed to have an extra edge and intensity to them. Nystrom’s pummeling of Boston’s John Wensink, himself one tough hombre, during the 1980 playoffs typified his ferocious fighting style. An integral cog on the great Islanders dynasty, “Knuckles” scaled the 20-goal plateau seven times, including a career-best 30 in ’77-78. He scored the overtime winner in Game Six of the 1980 Final to clinch the first of four consecutive Cups for the Isles.

Right Wing (tie): Terry O’Reilly (6’1” 200 lbs., 891 games, 204 goals, 402 assists, 606 points, 2095 PIM)

In my opinion, the Don Cherry Bruins of the late ‘70s were the roughest, toughest team I’ve ever seen. They boasted such notable scrappers as Wayne Cashman, Stan Jonathan, Mike MilburyAl Secord and Wensink. The ring leader was Terry O’Reilly (pictured above). Nicknamed “Taz” (for Tasmanian Devil), the fast swinging lefty was an absolutely relentless fighter who didn’t back up an inch. O’Reilly famously fought the aforementioned Gillies, who most players feared and avoided, four times during the 1980 playoffs. Like Rick Tocchet and Tom Wilson later on, O’Reilly began his career as a pure fighter but evolved into a top-flight power forward, tallying 90 points (and 211 PIM) in ’77-78.

Defense: Larry Robinson (6’4” 225 lbs., 1384 games, 208 goals, 750 assists, 958 points, 793 PIM)

Every season, Montreal defenseman Larry Robinson would target some poor unfortunate miscreant and beat the daylights out of him, as if to serve notice to the rest of the league to lay off his teammates. “Big Bird” almost single-handedly shattered the myth of Flyers physical superiority by beating Schultz handily in a fight and nearly pile-driving tough winger Gary Dornhoefer through the boards. Like Gillies a prototype, Robinson was among the first defensemen to combine size, mobility and physicality with a high degree of skill. A Hall-of-Famer and linchpin on the incomparable Canadiens’ Cup winners of the ‘70s.

Defense (tie): Behn Wilson (6’3” 210 lbs., 601 games, 98 goals, 261 assists, 359 points, 1480 PIM)

During an era when meanness ruled, there weren’t many meaner or more ornery than big Behn Wilson. Unlike Gillies and Robinson, the trash-talking Wilson seemed to relish fighting and his heavyweight role. In a pair of signature fights against minor-league legend Archie Henderson, Wilson battered his towering foe with vicious uppercuts. He also beat Gillies rather handily…a rare occurrence. A sixth overall pick (a pick that ironically came from the Pens via trade), the Toronto native could play, too, notching double-figure goals in six of his nine NHL seasons.

Defense (tie): Barry Beck (6’3” 216 lbs., 615 games, 104 goals, 251 assists, 355 points, 1016 PIM)

Known for his Promethean strength, Beck in his prime was a devastating body checker. He hit with the force of a runaway freight train, often launching his burly frame headlong into unsuspecting opponents. “Bubba” nearly killed future Pen Joey Mullen with a thunderous open-ice shoulder check. Not a classic fighter in a stand-back-and-chuck-‘em sense, Beck won nearly all his battles simply by overpowering foes. Got the better of Brown in both of their fights, something that almost never happened. Beck tallied double-figure goals five times, including a career-best 22 as a rookie. Shoulder injuries, likely a result of his seismic hits, prematurely ended his career.

Goal: Ron Hextall (6’3” 192 lbs., 608 games, 2.98 goals against average, 23 shutouts, .895 save percentage, 569 PIM)

Watching Hextall guide the Pens with an almost measured steadiness and calm, it’s inconceivable to think he routinely went berserk during his playing days. You might say battling was in his blood. His dad Bryan and uncle Dennis were frequent fighters and, as the old saying goes, the acorn never falls far from the tree. Famously fought fellow netminder Felix Potvin and Chris Chelios and sent black-and-gold sniper Robbie Brown running for his life during the 1989 playoffs. Twice topped 100 PIM in a season.

Goal: Billy Smith (5’10” 185 lbs., 679 games, 3.18 goals against average, 22 shutouts, .895 save percentage, 475 PIM)

He wasn’t nicknamed “Battlin’ Billy” for nothing. Smith whacked and hacked his way to 475 penalty minutes over the course of his career. The hot-tempered goalie also backstopped the Islanders to four Stanley Cups on his way to the Hall-of-Fame.

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My all-time Pens good ‘n’ tough team? Kevin Stevens/Battleship Kelly (left wing), Bryan Hextall (center), Tocchet (right wing), Marty McSorley and Steve Durbano (defense), backed by Tom Barrasso and maskless Andy Brown in goal.

Rick Buker

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  • Hey Rick,

    Sorry I am late to the parade but I had a bee in bonnet and wanted to post something myself.

    Good stuff as always my friend.

    As we talked yesterday, I wouldn't pick McSorley as my Penguins RHD, only because he really didn't spend much time in Pgh, I don't spend as much time analyzing fighting style as you do, so I am not sure who to put up as an alternate. In terms of offense plus willingness to throw down I would think Paul Baxter could fit that bill.

    At Center, our Pens tend to have more skill than toughness.

    • Hey Mike,
      I'll give you three thumbs up...lol. Ulfie should probably be ahead of Durbano, who had a very good half season for us before suffering a career-altering hand injury. Russ Anderson, Brooks Orpik, Darius Kasparaitis and Colin Campbell probably merit honorable mention status. Oh, and I actually watched the interview where Clark Gillies said the toughest guy he ever fought was Pens defenseman Bob Paradise. Gillies said, "He beat the hell out of me."
      Rick

      • Rick
        I remember the fight between Paradise and Gilles like it was yesterday. Paradise surprisingly
        handled him fairly easy. Gilles had a cut above and below his eye if I remember correctly.
        He's probably not in the class of some of the other players you mentioned but I always loved
        Vic Hadfields game - he's was only with us for a few years but he could put the puck in the
        net and wouldn't take any crap - he handled himself well.
        This is the kind of stuff that gets my blood pumping!! LOL
        i always loved Soupy Campbell

        • Hey Mike,

          There are two videos of the Paradise-Gillies fight on YouTube (one in color and the other in black and white). Shot from different angles, they seem to pick up the action mid-fight (?) with Gillies throwing a volley of over-and-under rights. He appears to be in control before Paradise responds with a couple of hard rights just as they go to the ice.

          From his knees, Paradise clocks Gillies with a couple more hard rights.

          I don't know if there's any more to the fight than what's showing. I seem to recall someone saying Paradise got the early jump (before the video kicks in?) but there's no video evidence.

          Do you remember the fight from start to finish?

          Rick

          PS--It gets my blood going, too. I must be part Neanderthal ... lol.

          • Rick
            The fight as I remember it they were pretty much going toe to toe initially but Paradise appeared
            to be making better contact. I had season tickets back then but if I remember right they fought
            somewhere around the blueline on the opposite side of the ice from the Penguin bench. 0ur seats
            were in the corner to the left of the visitors bench,. Also, lif my memory serves me correctly it was
            a playoff game.

          • Hey Mike.

            That is so cool that you were there! And, yes, your recollections are correct. Watching the video, the fight took place in the neutral zone between the red line and the blue line. And it was a playoff game...a very pivotal one. The infamous 1-0, Game 7 loss to the Islanders that sent us into receivership and triggered the gradual breakup of a very promising team. Maybe my favorite Pens team of all-time.

            Another little factoid. Paradise missed Games 3-5 of that series with what I'm pretty sure was a separated shoulder. So he fought, and by most accounts, beat Gillies despite having a significant injury.

            Rick

          • PS--The same game, Battleship Kelly and Islanders defenseman Dave Lewis had a spirited go. They went toe-to-toe, with Kelly the aggressor and gradually driving Lewis back and down to the ice. Lewis actually acquitted himself very well and landed his fair share of punches against an ultra-tough foe. But Kelly won the decision.

            Rick

  • Rick
    Love this: The only two I would of added off the top of my head - Bobby Clarke & Scott Stevens.
    Keep it coming - How about the All -time toughest Penguin team? Oh the good old days!!
    You hit it on the head. Three honorable mention - Bryan Watson, Ulf Samuelson & Gary Roberts.
    GO PENS

    • Thanks Mike!

      Clarke and especially Stevens would've been excellent choices. After the fact, Mark Messier pops into my head as well. He probably would've been a better choice at center, although truth be told I hated him. He was certainly tough, but he tended to pick his spots and have others do his dirty work (Clarke was the same way).

      In one incident in particular he and Larry Robinson were doing battle during the 1981 playoffs. In the first sequence, Messier wades into a scrum and Robinson pulls him out and fronts him, kind of shoving Messier back. Messier responds with a jabbing motion with his stick.

      Messier runs Robinson a little later and Larry responds with a slash to the ankles. Messier retaliates with a slash up high to Robinson's shoulder. Larry squares up and appears to be issuing a challenge to fight, but Messier responds by waving his stick hatchet style. It was obvious he wanted no part of a standup fight.

      After being shielded by a bunch of his teammates, Messier skates to his bench and then shakes his stick at Robinson again. The camera pans to Larry on the Canadiens' bench, gloves off pointing a finger at Messier while responding verbally, probably telling him off.

      Pretty gutless on Messier's part, hiding behind his stick (and teammates).

      Rick

      • Although they were teammates on two separate occasions, I don't think there was any love lost between Marty McSorley and Mark Messier. Marty Mac went after "Captain Courageous" several times and generally got the far better of the exchanges.

        I have to admit, I enjoyed it. Especially since Messier tended to be a bully who picked on guys he knew wouldn't fight back.

        Rick

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