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Penguins Update: Nothing Could be Finer Than to be in Carolina…

Just play.

It’s been the Penguins’ unofficial mantra ever since Mike Sullivan assumed the coaching reins from Mike Johnston back in December 2015.

Loosely translated, it means play through cheap shots, extracurriculars and other assorted shenanigans foes might dish out over the course of a hockey game. Sound in theory. But is it practical…or realistic?

Playing the right way is another favorite catchphrase of Sully’s. But do we?

Ever since we won those back-to-back Cups with a speed-based, forechecking system that was long on grit but short on actual muscle, Sullivan has resisted every attempt to add a physical element to the Pens’ lineup. Stubbornly so.

Such notable tough guys as heavyweight champ Ryan Reaves and twin tower defensemen Jamie Oleksiak and Erik Gudbranson have gone the way of the Dodo here in the Steel City.

Meanwhile four of the past five Cup winners have blended skill and speed with muscle. While a bit more Penguin-esque, the Avs did, too. Yet Sullivan continues to double-down on his speed first, physicality-be-damned approach. With all due respect to Kyle Dubas, who’s done a lot of good work, he appears to be drinking Sully’s Kool-Aid.

Our coach insists we need to stick to our identity.

Last season opposing power forwards ran amok against us. Islanders horses Anders Lee (seven) and Brock Nelson (five) combined for a dozen goals in four games. Rangers hulk Chris Kreider, six.

We couldn’t stop ‘em then. With all due respect to free-agent signee Ryan Graves, we won’t stop ‘em now.

For the record, Lee’s explosion against the black-and-gold represented a quarter of his goal output for the season. It’s safe to say he had a way easier time scoring against us than other teams. That’s because we have no net-front presence at either end of the ice.

How’s that for an identity?

Apologists will tell you the game has changed, that physicality isn’t as important as it used to be and it’s all about “the process.”

Process my arse. I agree the game has changed…but only to an extent. To draw an analogy, when you strip it down to its essentials, football is still all about blocking and tackling.

Same with hockey, especially come playoff time. It’s all about winning the battles in the trenches. Or as new Toronto GM Brad Treliving so eloquently and succinctly put it, “As much as the game’s changed, some things have never changed. At the most important times, the rink shrinks. There’s no space. You need courage.”

Think the Panthers’ Matthew Tkachuk would (and will) think twice about massaging our prized pickup Erik Karlsson with a well-placed elbow or the blade of his stick? To coin a phrase once used to describe Flyers great Bobby Clarke, Tkachuk would skate over his grandmother if it meant securing two points.

And Tkachuk has backup with the likes of Sam Bennett, spitfire Ryan Lomberg and ex-Sharks heavy Johan Gadjovich, who beat up game but outgunned Marcus Pettersson last season. With the possible exception of newcomer Noel Acciari, tough but miscast as an enforcer, Karlsson and the other Pens stars won’t be afforded that type of protection. All because of the limits Sullivan and his single-minded preferences place on roster construction.

I’m not posturing for Dubas to acquire a hired gun, although having one to ride shotgun would be preferable to not having one at all. Where we consistently miss the boat is the lack of toughness spread throughout the lineup. When you have a handful of guys who can handle the rough going, like defending Cup champ Vegas, you don’t need a heavyweight.

Treliving took note. Looking to add sandpaper to the Leafs, he signed a trio of abrasive forwards…Todd Bertuzzi, Max Domi and old friend Reaves.

His players were delighted.

“All three of those guys can play with snot, piss, and vinegar,” Mitch Marner said. (They’re) three guys that aren’t afraid to get in people’s faces and down and dirty, and at the same time bring a lot of pace to our game, can do a lot of things around the net, (and) add a lot of different qualities to your team.

“And they all have that grittiness. Obviously, what Ryan does, it’s going to make people not really want to get down and dirty too much with our team.”

Hurricanes’ GM Don Waddell took note, too. Although the ‘Canes are already hard to play against, he made the two-time Metro champs even more prickly with the additions of Michael Bunting, Tony DeAngelo and Brendan Lemieux. And now ex-Pen Zach Aston-Reese.

Waddell gets it.

We don’t.

Penguins Prospects

Just a quickly blurb about the Prospects Tournament in Buffalo. Our guys fell to the Bruins’ prospects, 4-2, last night. Lukas Svejkovsky and Sam Houde scored for the Pens. Joel Blomqvist stopped 12 of 14 shots in 30 minutes of action.

First-round pick Brayden Yager also participated.

The Pens square off against the Senators’ prospects this afternoon.

Rick Buker

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  • Hey Rick,

    Here is the rub, those teams that won the Cup were big teams not the Smurfs that Sullivan has ousted those Cup winners.
    Sulivan hadn’t had time to put his mark on those Cup teams. Passing through Pittsburgh on the 2nd Cup run you would find

    6’-5” 228lbs Tom Sestito (13/0 GP)
    6’-4” 209lbs Eric Fehr (52/0 GP)
    6’-4” 207lbs Brian Bumoulin (70/25 GP)
    6’-3” 220lbs Oskar Sundqvist (10/0 GP)
    6’-3” 205lbs Ron Hainsey (16/25 GP)
    6’-3” 195lbs Evgeni Malkin (62/25 GP)
    6’-2” 207Lbs Olli Maatta (55/25 GP)
    6’-2” 190lbs Tom Kuhnhackl (57/11 GP)
    6’-2” 190lbs Justin Schultz (78/21 GP)
    6’-1” 225lbs Ian Cole (81/25 GP)
    6’-1” 210lbs Cameron Gaunce (12/0 GP)
    6’-1” 208lbs Carter Rowney (27/20 GP)
    6’-1” 202lbs Matt Cullen (72/25 GP)
    6’-1” 195lbs Nick Bonino (80/21 GP)
    6’-0” 205lbs Frank Corrado (2/0 GP)
    6’-0” 201lbs Kris Letang (41/0 GP)
    6’-0” 196lbs Derrick Pouliot (2/0 GP)
    6’-0” 190lbs Kevin Porter (2/0 GP)
    6’-0” 188lbs Chris Kunitz (71/20 GP)

    That team towers over the team likely to start this season. Nineteen skaters were 6’-0” tall on that last Cup team. The team likely to start this season in Pittsburgh will only have about half that many (10). Fourteen Skaters weighed over 200lbs on that last Cup team, again only half that many Skaters are likely to be on the opening night roster.

    Sullivan has stripped this team of any NHL level playing ability. He preaches speed and a philosophy that size equals slow but neither mantra has proven accurate. Sullivan himself slows the team down and the big guys of the past were the ones that built the team's image of speed

    That Cup team was BIG and fast. Its size didn’t slow them down. That which has slowed down the Penguins has not been the players but an overly complex and bass-akwards Sullivan system.

    As for the Prospect challenge, I couldn’t find a way to watch it but reading the Hockey news accounts Blomqvist actually had to stand on his head to keep the team in the game and the offense was non-existent. The game was tied when Blombqvist was pulled but as bad as my pick for the team’s best prospect had it, the backup had it worse. According to the Hockey News the team could only rarely clear the puck.

    This was only a prospect challenge and I didn’t see it to actually verify the Hockey News report, but it frightens me for the coming season. The prospects played like the big leaguers did at the end of last season.

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