Should the Penguins Sign Jaromír Jágr?
One of my all-time favorite movies is The Natural. Set during the Great Depression, it’s the inspiring story of an…
The Penguins’ Prodigal Returns: Jags is Back in Town
Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town…(sung to the tune of the…
Penguins Claim Phillips on Waivers from Capitals
The Penguins have claimed diminutive forward Matthew Phillips on waivers from the Capitals. I profess to knowing nothing about him…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…
Penguins Place Guentzel on IR
The hits just keep on comin’ for our Penguins. The team announced today that it has placed star forward Jake…
Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2
There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…
Put a Fork in ‘em, Penguins Fall to Jets
“Them guys is done like dinner.” The immortal Dave “Tiger” Williams offered that blunt and colorful assessment of an earlier…