“Stop messing around and take the (rhymes with ma’am) puck to the net!” I hollered at the big screen TV…
Through the years, the Penguins have made their share of memorable trades. On March 4, 1991, then-GM Craig Patrick engineered…
Penguins coach Mike Sullivan has been trying to force the square Dominik Simon peg into a round hole and it…
Here’s a peek at how former Penguins are faring around the league. Former first-round pick Kasperi Kapanen of Toronto leads the…
This feature actually began as a reply to Mike, one of our faithful and astute PenguinPoop commenters. As I began…
To borrow from the Penguins' slogan for the 1982-83 season, We have a hockey team?! As you may infer from my…
Fresh off the last strains of the Canadian national anthem which was no doubt still lingering in the memories of…
There’s an old sports adage that states good teams find a way to win. The inverse is also true…bad teams…
Perhaps Penguins general manager Jim Rutherford read my last article on PenguinPoop. Or...more likely...got tired of watching his stars get…
This article has absolutely nothing to do with the plight of our Penguins as they struggle to keep pace in…