Perimeter Penguins Fire Blanks, Swallowed by Kraken, 2-0

9 months ago

With top wingers Jake Guentzel and Bryan Rust parked on LTIR, you had to figure scoring goals would become an…

Heart ‘n’ Soul Rule as Penguins Clip Canucks in OT

9 months ago

After watching the NHL-leading Canucks skate circles around us during the first period last night at Rogers Arena while grabbing…

What Are The Penguins? Contenders or Sellers?

9 months ago

When watching our Pittsburgh Penguins game after game, I find it increasingly challenging to gauge the team. One week, plagued…

Should Mike Sullivan Preside Over a Penguins Retool?

9 months ago

In the wake of recent technical difficulties at PenguinPoop that kept the site offline for a while, I’m still in…

Penguins Nip Flyers, 7-6, in Must-Win Goalfest

9 months ago

A couple of weeks ago I opined that our Penguins were done like dinner. And for all intents and purposes…

Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points

9 months ago

As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…

Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4

9 months ago

Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…

Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.

9 months ago

It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…

Penguins Blow Lead, Bow to Kings, 2-1

9 months ago

Correct me if I’m wrong. I think you’re supposed to win one for the Gipper, not lose one. Or in…

Should the Penguins Sign Jaromír Jágr?

9 months ago

One of my all-time favorite movies is The Natural. Set during the Great Depression, it’s the inspiring story of an…