Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4

2 years ago

Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…

Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.

2 years ago

It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…

Penguins Blow Lead, Bow to Kings, 2-1

2 years ago

Correct me if I’m wrong. I think you’re supposed to win one for the Gipper, not lose one. Or in…

Should the Penguins Sign Jaromír Jágr?

2 years ago

One of my all-time favorite movies is The Natural. Set during the Great Depression, it’s the inspiring story of an…

The Penguins’ Prodigal Returns: Jags is Back in Town

2 years ago

Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town…(sung to the tune of the…

Penguins Claim Phillips on Waivers from Capitals

2 years ago

The Penguins have claimed diminutive forward Matthew Phillips on waivers from the Capitals. I profess to knowing nothing about him…

Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks

2 years ago

Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…

Penguins Place Guentzel on IR

2 years ago

The hits just keep on comin’ for our Penguins. The team announced today that it has placed star forward Jake…

Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2

2 years ago

There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…

Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…

2 years ago

If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…