Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023

2 years ago

With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…

Penguins Sign Puljujärvi to a PTO

2 years ago

The Penguins have added forward Jesse Puljujärvi on a tryout basis, the team announced today. Picked fourth overall by the…

Penguins Update: The Tale of Two Aging Metro Lions

2 years ago

For the better part of a decade, the Penguins and blood-rival Capitals have dominated the NHL’s Metropolitan Division. While our…

Penguins Mauled By Panthers, 3-1, Lose Fourth in a Row

2 years ago

It’s come to this. In the wake of the Penguins’ 3-1 loss to the Panthers last night…our fourth loss in…

Penguins Update: The Granny Watch

2 years ago

There’s a former Penguin who’s lighting up the score sheet of late. Can you guess who he is? Sam Lafferty…

If I were Kyle Dubas…

2 years ago

To kick things off, it's important to clarify that I'm certainly not saying I know better than Kyle Dubas, and…

Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning

2 years ago

With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…

Has the Penguins’ Power Play Become the Embodiment of Kasperi Kapanen?

3 years ago

Following a promising first season with the Penguins in 2020-21, the sky appeared to be the limit for Kasperi Kapanen.…

Bungling Penguins Fall to Philly, 2-1, in OT

3 years ago

In my 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop, rarely have I been critical of Sidney Crosby. That’s because there’s rarely…

Fly(er) By Night Power Play Costs Penguins Again in 4-3 Shootout Loss

3 years ago

Blow it up. No, make that BLOW IT UP. That was my reaction as the Penguins' power play sank to…