Can the Penguins Beat the Islanders?
Google defines sexy as exciting, stimulating, interesting, appealing, intriguing. How I wish it were true of the Penguins upcoming first-round…
Penguins Need Finishing Kick
Step into the WABAC Machine with me, if you will. Actually, not all the way back. Just to April 11,…
Penguins Passing Sink-or-Swim Test
When I was in third grade, my dad took me to Bethel Park Senior High School for swimming lessons. I…
Bad Losses Plague Penguins
“Stop messing around and take the (rhymes with ma’am) puck to the net!” I hollered at the big screen TV…
Penguins Update: Rutherford Regains His Touch
Through the years, the Penguins have made their share of memorable trades. On March 4, 1991, then-GM Craig Patrick engineered…
Ex-Penguins Update: March 10, 2019
Here’s a peek at how former Penguins are faring around the league. Former first-round pick Kasperi Kapanen of Toronto leads the…
Penguins Update: Johnson and Gudbranson Provide Heart
This feature actually began as a reply to Mike, one of our faithful and astute PenguinPoop commenters. As I began…
Penguins Update: We Have a Hockey Team?!
To borrow from the Penguins’ slogan for the 1982-83 season, We have a hockey team?! As you may infer from my…