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Ex-Penguins Update: March 15, 2021

As the season nears the halfway point, I thought I’d look in on former Penguins and see how they’re faring.…

Penguins Shutout Sabres…and the Beat Goes On

La de da de de. La de da de da. The Penguins winning beat goes on. In a sort of…

Could the Penguins Win the Cup?

The thought’s crept from my subconscious and into my head like some sort of paranormal harbinger while watching our last…

Hot Penguins Skewer Hapless Sabres

“That’s easy!” Words uttered by the brave Sir Robin in the comedy classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He’d…

Penguins Stave Off Rangers, 4-2

There’s a popular old saying…make hay while the sun shines. Well, last night the Penguins did just that. Our boys…

Jarry Preserves Penguins Posteriors from Punchless Panarinless Rangers

I tuned into the Penguin game slightly late. Our favorite flightless fowl had built up quite a large lead in…

Penguins Gain Ground, Clobber Rangers, 5-1

It’s getting to be de rigueur. For the second time in three games the Penguins cut loose with a frightful…

Penguins Rally Again, Grab Rubber Match with Philly

I think I’ve finally discovered the key to the Penguins’ success. If I don’t watch, we win. Such was the…