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Could the Penguins Win the Cup?

The thought’s crept from my subconscious and into my head like some sort of paranormal harbinger while watching our last…

Hot Penguins Skewer Hapless Sabres

“That’s easy!” Words uttered by the brave Sir Robin in the comedy classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He’d…

Penguins Stave Off Rangers, 4-2

There’s a popular old saying…make hay while the sun shines. Well, last night the Penguins did just that. Our boys…

Jarry Preserves Penguins Posteriors from Punchless Panarinless Rangers

I tuned into the Penguin game slightly late. Our favorite flightless fowl had built up quite a large lead in…

Penguins Gain Ground, Clobber Rangers, 5-1

It’s getting to be de rigueur. For the second time in three games the Penguins cut loose with a frightful…

Penguins Rally Again, Grab Rubber Match with Philly

I think I’ve finally discovered the key to the Penguins’ success. If I don’t watch, we win. Such was the…

Penguins Update: Time for a New Voice?

Inspired by the success of the Chicago Bears, the majority of teams in the National Football League switched to the…

Flyers Reel in Penguins, 4-3

“Too much, too soon.” As I watched our Penguins bolt from the starting gate last night, that quote from the…