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Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)

Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…

Penguins Snap Skid, Put the Bite on ‘Yotes, 4-2

Two very important events took place last night before 17,068 witnesses at PPG Paints Arena. The Penguins snapped an ugly…

Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023

With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…

Penguins Sign Puljujärvi to a PTO

The Penguins have added forward Jesse Puljujärvi on a tryout basis, the team announced today. Picked fourth overall by the…

Penguins Update: The Tale of Two Aging Metro Lions

For the better part of a decade, the Penguins and blood-rival Capitals have dominated the NHL’s Metropolitan Division. While our…

Penguins Mauled By Panthers, 3-1, Lose Fourth in a Row

It’s come to this. In the wake of the Penguins’ 3-1 loss to the Panthers last night…our fourth loss in…

Penguins Update: The Granny Watch

There’s a former Penguin who’s lighting up the score sheet of late. Can you guess who he is? Sam Lafferty…

If I were Kyle Dubas…

To kick things off, it’s important to clarify that I’m certainly not saying I know better than Kyle Dubas, and…