• Sat. Jun 20th, 2026

Penguins Update: Vegas Stole My Left Wing!

I’d written earlier this summer that erstwhile Montreal left wing Max Pacioretty would look awfully good in a Penguins uniform.…

The Penguins Begin Panning For Gold This Weekend

Breakout your picks and shovels, it is time to go prospecting for a nugget or two of gold. The puck…

Penguins Update: Back in the Saddle Again

Hello faithful PenguinPoop followers. I wanted to write a quick note to explain our recent outage and express our deepest…

The Penguins 2018-2019 Preview (Part 1): It all starts with the Coach

“Welcome back my friends To the show that never ends We’re so glad you could attend Come inside come inside”…

Penguins Update: Who’s on First?

It’s one of the all-time great comedy routines. Who’s on First, sublimely performed by the Hollywood Star duo of Bud…

Penguins: Winter is Coming!

We are now just 1-month away from this years sneak-peak of the Penguin’s future, the Prospects’ Challenge in Buffalo. During…

Will a Lack of Youth, Grit Derail Penguins’ Quest for a Cup?

In the mid-1990s, the Penguins still were a most formidable team. Only a couple of seasons removed from back-to-back Stanley…

Penguins Update: Is Rutherford Finished Dealing?

With the recent signing of the ‘Big Rig,’ Jamie Oleksiak, to a three-year deal, the Penguins’ lineup for the coming…