• Thu. May 7th, 2026

Penguins Update: Missing Our Veteran Leaders

This is the last time I’ll write about departed veterans like Matt Cullen, Ron Hainsey and Chris Kunitz. I promise.…

Penguins Update: Time to Act

I’ve been the voice of calm through a stormy first quarter of the season. Indeed, while my fellow PenguinPoop writers…

Penguins Update: Evgeni Malkin Has Upper-Body Injury

And so comes the day of reckoning. During the off-season, Nick Bonino and Matt Cullen jumped from the Penguins in…

Ex-Penguins Update: November 19, 2017

Here’s a look at how former Penguins are performing around the league. Stats are updated for games played through Saturday,…

More Penguins Impressions

In the wake of the Penguins’ crisp 3-1 victory over Ottawa last night, I once again decided to forgo a…

Penguins Quarter-Pole Review

Twenty games being a nice, round number—not to mention roughly a quarter of the season—I thought I’d review the Penguins’…

Penguins Show Spunk in Shootout Loss

I’ll admit. Writing about (and rooting for) our Penguins has been a pretty dreary affair of late. With the offense…

Penguins Stymied Again

Ever have one of those mornings when your car just won’t start? You insert the key, turn the ignition, and…