• Thu. Aug 6th, 2026

Malkin Needs a Winger Sooner Rather than Later

Now that Evgeni Malkin has won the scoring title, barring Pavel Datsyuk getting 16 points today or Daniel Brier registering…

Gameday Poop: Pens vs. Habs – Malkin Will Exist!

Seriously, there is only two things to care about in this game. Evgeni Malkin winning the Art Ross Trophy and that…

Expect the Unexpected… let the GRIND BEGIN

While these teams have to play out the season… the GRIND of the PLAYOFFS is about to begin and there…

Gameday Poop: Pens vs. FISHSTICKS

Everyone has had fresh haircuts and been shaved clean for the annual team photos and the Fishsticks are coming off…

Was Tocchet prepping the deadBOLTS for Ovechkin?

Dr Hook knows bad hockey and Knopka, Koci, Artyukhin aren’t names you associate with anything but bad Slap Shot type…

Gameday Poop: Pens vs deadBOLTS

Here we have yet another team in our move to play teams that are not a city. Tampa Bay is…

What’s bugging me is Satan’s twin!

What’s really bugging me today is not the (2) losses… not even how much people in Pittsburgh seem so worried…

Gameday Poop: Pens vs. FLA… Another STATE team

No way am I eager to sub for Phil Krundle’s GAME DAY POOP…  but there is a rumor going around that…