• Thu. Aug 6th, 2026

Don’t expect much from Billy Guerin

If you don’t get your hopes up about Billy Guerin, you will like him much better. I was a little…

Phuckin’ Filly

So, I guess the Penguins are not going to go unbeaten for the? rest of the season.? The fact is;…

Stop Wearing the Pansy Ass Powder Puff Blue Jerseys!

Seriously how many games do we have to lose until they stop wearing these cursed ugly pansy powder puff stupid…

Gameday Poop: Where is Bring Back Mike Lange.com?

If the playoffs started today, we would be playing Philadelphia.? We are playing Philadelphia today at 12:30 PM.? It is…

PenguinPOOP SCOOP? Ovechkin signs with Harlem Globetrotters

Remember where you heard this first? Alexander Ovechkin has signed a contract with the Harlem Globetrotters. In a private PenguinPOOP…

Gameday Poop: Malkin is Batman?

Tonight is the second game in a row that we will be hosting a team at home who is playing…

Playoff Match-ups

I was wondering what all of you guys thought about ?the best potential match-ups for the Pens, come playoff time.…

Tavaras breaks ex-Penguins OHL Record or did he?

John Tavaras, is the Mario Lemieux or Sidney Crosby of this years draft.  This guy has every team who is…