• Wed. Mar 11th, 2026

Gobble Gobble, Penguins Feast on Canucks for Delicious Pre-Turkey Day Win

In my season preview, I somewhat naively predicted our Penguins would finish with as many as 94 points (!!), then…

Penguins This ‘n’ ‘At

As our Penguins prepare to take on Rick Tocchet’s Canucks on Turkey Day Eve, I decided to fire a shot…

Penguins Update: Who’s Bad?

  Back in 1987, the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, released a song titled, “Bad,” an oxymoron if there…

Penguins Acquire Tomasino from Preds

The Penguins have acquired forward Philip Tomasino from the Predators, the team announced today. The price? A fourth-round pick in…

Shriveling Penguins No Match for UTC

Sometime during the Penguins dismal/disgraceful/humiliating (pick your adjective) 6-1 loss to the Utah Hockey Club last night, on home ice…

Sid Scraps, Penguins Bow to Jets

My colleague, Other Rick, is fond of saying if he ever wins the Powerball Jackpot, the first thing he’d do…

Penguins Update: Drafting Franchise Players a Luck of the Draw

As the Penguins’ fortunes spiral down, down, down to where Gollum and the San Jose Sharks reside, I’ve put forth…

A Shot in the Dark: Penguins Blow Lead (Again), Lose to Lightning in OT

For our bumbling Penguins, the more things change, the more they stay the same. In keeping with that grim reality,…