• Fri. May 3rd, 2024

Penguins Ground Hapless Flyers 4-1

Former St. Louis penalty king and frequent Penguin pounder Barclay Plager once said, “It’s not who wins the fight that’s…

Penguins Quarter Pole Projections

With the Penguins’ 2022-23 season roughly at the quarter pole, I thought it would be fun to project individual stats…

Penguins Malkin-ize Flames in Shootout

Back in the day, the Pittsburgh-based H.J. Heinz Company was famous for its “57 varieties.” In fact, “Heinz 57” became…

Penguins Update: Shhh. Whatever You Do, Don’t Mention…

There’s a word we don’t dare mention. Kind of like when a pitcher in baseball is throwing a no-h***er. Or…

Penguins Circle the Wagons, Stave Off Blackhawks, 5-3

No, it wasn’t pretty. At times it felt like General Custer and his troops circling the wagons in an attempt…

‘Guins Win-in-the-Peg

Sorry. Thought I’d have a little fun with the title. In the cold, blustery prairie outpost known as “the Peg,”…

Penguins Update: How ‘Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down on the Farm (Part Deux)?

Judging by the production (or lack of) from some of our marquee prospects, quite easily it seems. (Hey, when a…

Penguins Tame Wild But…

…our boys never make it easy, do they? Even when the Penguins play a mostly good game, as was the…