Ladies and Gents, Your 2025-26 Pittsburgh Penguins
With all the recent player movement, I thought it might be a good idea to publish the Penguins’ depth chart…
Armchair GMing the Penguins 2025-2026 Part 3: Free Agents
In part three of my armchair GMing let’s start talking about Free Agents (FA). The market officially opens on Tuesday…
Playoff Update: Train Keeps a Rollin’
The Florida Panthers continue to make mincemeat out of some very good opponents. Two nights after clobbering the Hurricanes in…
The Genius of Bill Zito: A Blueprint for Kyle Dubas?
During recent interviews, Penguins POHO/GM Kyle Dubas indicated he might seek to make hockey trades as a way of supplementing…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Quickest Route to Lord Stanley’s Cup? Take the North-South Expressway
The Florida Panthers are putting on a clinic on how to win a Stanley Cup. (Never mind that I picked…
Playoffs Would’ve Been Hazardous to Penguins Health
I’m glad the Penguins didn’t make the playoffs. No, that’s not a misstatement. You read it right. After watching the…
Panthers Claw Punchless Penguins, 4-1
In the wake of the Penguins’ dreary 4-1 loss to the Panthers last night at FLA Live Arena, I thought…