Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Quickest Route to Lord Stanley’s Cup? Take the North-South Expressway
The Florida Panthers are putting on a clinic on how to win a Stanley Cup. (Never mind that I picked…
Playoffs Would’ve Been Hazardous to Penguins Health
I’m glad the Penguins didn’t make the playoffs. No, that’s not a misstatement. You read it right. After watching the…
Panthers Claw Punchless Penguins, 4-1
In the wake of the Penguins’ dreary 4-1 loss to the Panthers last night at FLA Live Arena, I thought…
Penguins Top Panthers, 7-6, in OT Thriller
To borrow from the old 1970s tear jerker, Love Story, where do I begin to describe the events that led…
Panthers Stave Off Sloppy Penguins, 4-3
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, there was an image from last night’s disappointing 4-3 loss to…
Penguins Matheson May Be Worth the Price After All
I confess. My opinion of new Penguins defenseman Mike Matheson has fluctuated wildly. Much like the dips on the Thunderbolt…