Sid ‘n’ Ned Pace Penguins to 2-1 Shootout Victory over the ‘Canes
When I was in my early teens I loved to run. I was even halfway decent at it, setting records…
Penguins Flip Script, Tame Wild, 4-3
What a difference a couple of days makes in the life of your favorite hockey team. Only 48 hours after…
Banged-Up Maple Leafs Mash Feckless Penguins, 7-0
For years it seemed every time the University of Pittsburgh football program had a chance to make a statement in…
Penguins Update: The Sid ‘n’ Jake Show
During the Penguins’ back-to-back wins over Arizona and Montreal this week, the dynamic duo of Sidney Crosby and Jake Guentzel…
Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)
Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…
Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning
With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…
Bungling Penguins Fall to Philly, 2-1, in OT
In my 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop, rarely have I been critical of Sidney Crosby. That’s because there’s rarely…
First Quarter Penguins Grades
Our Pittsburgh Penguins are now at the end of their first quarter, so it is time to offer up my…