Penguins Update: Big Moves in the Metro
Although the Stanley Cup has yet to be hoisted to signify the official end of the 2023-24 season, teams around…
Can the Penguins Improve?
The other day, my colleague Caleb Di’Natale sent me a text displaying his new and improved black-and-gold lineup for the…
Penguins Update: The Importance of Goaltending
Hey all. Sorry I’ve been so lax about posting articles to PenguinPoop. Truth be told, my brain’s shifted into offseason…
Arm-Chair GMing: Part 1, the Goalies
I would guess that almost every person writing or commenting on any hockey website is an arm-chair GM at heart.…
Penguins Update: Let’s Make a Deal?
As the dust continues to settle on the 2023-24 season, it’s time to cast our eyes ahead to what’s likely…
Penguins’ Postmortem and Grading
I haven’t written much this season, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been following our favorite flightless fowl. Now we…
Penguins Update: The Worst That Could Happen?
Back in the summer of 1968, my favorite song was The Worst That Could Happen. Sung to perfection by Johnny…
Penguins Fumble Finale, Fall to Islanders, 5-4
In many ways, last night’s 5-4 season-ending loss to the Islanders was an all-too-fitting microcosm of the 2023-24 campaign. One…