Penguins Update: Things I Don’t Get
Okay, so no one’s ever accused me of being the brightest bulb on the planet. Certainly not my professors at…
Projecting Dr. Dubas’ Monster (aka the Penguins)
In the wake of a recent Penguins Team Reset and accompanying lineup projection on NHL.com, I thought I’d take my…
Has Dubas Done Right by the Penguins (After the Fact)?
Before I begin my ramble, I need to be crystal clear. The seeds for this article, the logic and a…
Would Acquiring Seattle Center be the Wright Move for the Penguins?
Yes, Martha, there is life after Jason Robertson. According to reports, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas has pivoted and is currently…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’26 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, here’s the latest Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins article. Forwards and defensemen…
Penguins Draft Day Two: Stuck in a Ruck?
The Penguins completed the 2026 Entry Draft on Saturday by selecting five more players in rounds 2-5, including two second-rounders.…
Penguins Select Liam Ruck with First Pick
Frustrated in his efforts to trade up in the first round of the 2026 Entry Draft, Penguins POHO/GM Kyle Dubas…
Penguins Draft Day Update: Hard Pass on Stars’ Robertson
When I announced my semi-retirement from blogging a while back, I mentioned I’d probably still write when something got me…