Can the Penguins Be Fixed?
A few days ago, long-time PenguinPoop contributor and commenter James Arthurs offered what I thought was the most astute analogy…
Penguins Update: Long Pants Hockey at Last?
It didn’t take long for bombastic Brian Burke to make waves upon his arrival in the ‘Burgh. Shortly after the…
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise: Penguins Re-Sign Heinen
To quote popular ’60s sitcom icon Gomer Pyle…”Surprise, surprise, surprise!” The Penguins have re-signed forward Danton Heinen to a one-year…
Penguins Free-Agent Update: Where’s the Beef?
The Penguins made another free-agent signing Wednesday night, although it wasn’t the one expected. Rumors were swirling around Johan Larsson,…
Tanger or Geno: Who Should the Penguins Sign?
With the start of free agency looming just around the corner and Penguins stalwarts Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang still…
Too Many Passengers on Penguins Ship
Passengers are great for a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Not so much for a hockey team. Indeed, the USS Penguins…
Penguins Update: Is Mark Friedman Expanding Mike Sullivan’s Comfort Zone?
I don’t know about you. But I was more than mildly surprised yesterday afternoon when Penguins coach Mike Sullivan scratched…
Penguins to Ride out Trade Deadline?
Possessing a cracked crystal ball, I’m notoriously bad at making predictions and speculating about potential trades. Which is why I…