Penguins Update: Speed is What We Need
Well Magoo, it appears I’ve done it again. Last week I wrote an article comparing our Penguins to the Rangers…
Playoffs Would’ve Been Hazardous to Penguins Health
I’m glad the Penguins didn’t make the playoffs. No, that’s not a misstatement. You read it right. After watching the…
Penguins Final Report Cards
To borrow from an old Alice Cooper classic, School’s Out for our Penguins. No more sticks. No more pucks. No…
Is it Time for the Penguins to Move on From Mike Sullivan?
The ax fell swift and sure yesterday. Less than 24 hours after the Penguins immensely dissatisfying season came to an…
Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Penguins Outclassed, Fall to Devils, 5-1
As I watched our Penguins evaporate in the face of a hungry, young Devils squad last night at the Prudential…
Penguins Stave Off Flyers for Must-Win Win
Last summer Fenway Sports Group was reported to have asked general manager Ron Hextall to share his plan for retooling…
Light-Switch Penguins Blank Preds, 2-0
Our Penguins are on-again, off-again. Just like a light switch. Or binary code, if you prefer. Have been throughout this…