Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Penguins Outclassed, Fall to Devils, 5-1
As I watched our Penguins evaporate in the face of a hungry, young Devils squad last night at the Prudential…
Penguins Stave Off Flyers for Must-Win Win
Last summer Fenway Sports Group was reported to have asked general manager Ron Hextall to share his plan for retooling…
Light-Switch Penguins Blank Preds, 2-0
Our Penguins are on-again, off-again. Just like a light switch. Or binary code, if you prefer. Have been throughout this…
Well I’ll be Cow-Kicked, Undermanned Penguins Stun Avs
I’ll be honest. I tuned into the Penguins-Avalanche game last night fully expecting the worst. After all, the Avs entered…
Sens Rookie Stymies Penguins, 2-1
Our season is hanging in the balance. That was my thought last night as I watched our Penguins gamely attempt…
Rangers Massacre Bungling Penguins, 6-0
The Penguins’ roller coaster of a season plummeted to a new low last night with an embarrassing 6-0 loss to…
Penguins Season a Tale of Two Teams
The Penguins have become a tale of two teams. Or rather, two distinct segments of the same team. We have…