Perimeter Penguins Fire Blanks, Swallowed by Kraken, 2-0
With top wingers Jake Guentzel and Bryan Rust parked on LTIR, you had to figure scoring goals would become an…
Heart ‘n’ Soul Rule as Penguins Clip Canucks in OT
After watching the NHL-leading Canucks skate circles around us during the first period last night at Rogers Arena while grabbing…
Should Mike Sullivan Preside Over a Penguins Retool?
In the wake of recent technical difficulties at PenguinPoop that kept the site offline for a while, I’m still in…
Penguins Nip Flyers, 7-6, in Must-Win Goalfest
A couple of weeks ago I opined that our Penguins were done like dinner. And for all intents and purposes…
Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4
Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…
Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.
It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…