Penguins Stormy Night in Carolina
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic…
Bad Losses Plague Penguins
“Stop messing around and take the (rhymes with ma’am) puck to the net!” I hollered at the big screen TV…
The Reason Sullivan Has Simon on Crosby’s Line is Simple
Penguins coach Mike Sullivan has been trying to force the square Dominik Simon peg into a round hole and it…
Penguins Update: We Have a Hockey Team?!
To borrow from the Penguins’ slogan for the 1982-83 season, We have a hockey team?! As you may infer from my…
Playoffs No Cinch for Sagging Penguins
As I watched bits and pieces of the Penguins’ recent 4-0 loss to Carolina from my perch at the Wright’s…
Penguins Update: How Did We Turn Things Around?
During an especially riotous moment of Mel Brooks’ classic 1974 western spoof, Blazing Saddles, bewildered henchman Taggart uttered the unforgettable…
Penguins Aston-Reese pays the dues, St Louis sings the Blues; Pittsburgh wins 6 – 1
The Penguins’ Power Play (PP) was perfect and their Goalie was near perfect as our surging sphenisciform-seabirds swamped St Louis…
Did the Pettersson Trade Turn the Penguins’ Season?
GM bashing. It’s a favorite pastime among hockey fans everywhere, from snowy Saskatoon to sunny San Jose. If your team’s…