Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.
It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…
Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2
There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…
Put a Fork in ‘em, Penguins Fall to Jets
“Them guys is done like dinner.” The immortal Dave “Tiger” Williams offered that blunt and colorful assessment of an earlier…
Penguins Power (Play) Past Jets, 3-0
In their first game back following the All-Star break, our Penguins gave a pretty fair account of themselves en route…
Penguins Update: Jake of All Trades?
With Sidney Crosby and his fellow NHL stars poised to shine at the All-Star Game in Toronto this evening, the…
Penguins Progress Reports
As a kid growing up in suburban Bethel Park, I attended Benjamin Franklin Grade School during my formative years. In…