Sink, Swim or Stagnate. How Will Our Individual Penguins Perform?
I was casting about for subject matter this morning when a rather simple idea occurred to me. Namely, how will…
Will the Penguins Finish Ahead of the Rangers?
Among the questions clattering around in the back of my mind regarding the coming NHL season? How will the New…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’25 Edition)
In what’s quickly becoming a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to post another Goin’ to WAR with Our…
What Are the Penguins Going to Look Like? Part I: The Forwards
Earlier this month, I published an article titled, Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart, listing our top five players at each position.…
Kyle Dubas: Penguins Aren’t Trying to Tank. Should We Believe Him?
There are lots of notions about where our Penguins are heading. Some see POHO/GM Kyle Dubas’ recent moves as a…
Penguins Update: The Big One’s Comin’
I was a seventh grader attending classes at Jonas Salk Middle School in Sacramento the day the “big one” was…
Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart
With a lull in roster activity, not to mention fresh ideas for articles, I thought I’d take a look at…
Armchair GMing the Penguins 2025-2026 Part 2: Trades
I was talking with a friend of mine, who is friends with and skates with the players we love to…