Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…
This Penguins Team Reminds Me of…
A lot of you are gonna think I’m crazy for what I’m about to write. I can hear the naysayers…
Could the Penguins Experience a (Big) Turnaround?
A small forenote before I begin. The inspiration for this article came from fellow PPer Caleb Di’Natale, who I believe…
Eugoogoolizing the Penguins
As the years have passed since last our Pittsburgh Penguins hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup, I find myself relating to the…
Armchair GMing the Penguins for 2023 – 2024, Counterpoint
Armchair GMing is one of my favorite things to do. I have freely offered my unsolicited advice to our Pittsburgh…
Penguins Update: Shhh. Whatever You Do, Don’t Mention…
There’s a word we don’t dare mention. Kind of like when a pitcher in baseball is throwing a no-h***er. Or…
Penguins Update: Third Line a Key to Winning Cups
I was chewing the hockey fat with my friend, Tom Blanciak, over a couple of beers at Pennsbury Station (formerly…
Penguins Update: How Will Mike Sullivan Do with an Older (and Slower) Team?
I was working the front desk at Wright’s Gym, minding my own business, when an idea flew in out of…