Will the Penguins Make the Playoffs?
Unless a club happens to be in the throes of a tear-it-down-to-the-floorboards rebuild, as a general rule it’s the goal…
Penguins Update: In Kyle We Trust?
Back when the Penguins won the Stanley Cup in 2009 and went to consecutive Finals, we had a saying. “In…
Penguins Update: Throw a Dog a Bone, Dubie, and Acquire Arber Xhekaj
As the refrain from the old children’s marching song goes, “With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone…” In…
Penguins Update: Things I Don’t Get
Okay, so no one’s ever accused me of being the brightest bulb on the planet. Certainly not my professors at…
Rating the Penguins’ Off-Season Moves (Snap!)
I was pondering our Penguins today when I decided to devise some sort of system to rate POHO/GM Kyle Dubas’…
Penguins Just Say No To A Robertson Trade, Please.
Jason Robertson is an all-star player, of that there can be no doubt. However, he is not a generational talent.…
Are the Penguins the Next Kraken?
Back in 2022-23, their second season of existence, the Seattle Kraken were arguably the surprise team of the NHL. Thanks…
Announcing My Semi-Retirement from PenguinPoop (Part II)
Back in September 2024, I announced my semi-retirement from blogging. No sooner did I click on the Publish button than…