Penguins Update: Things I Don’t Get
Okay, so no one’s ever accused me of being the brightest bulb on the planet. Certainly not my professors at…
Rating the Penguins’ Off-Season Moves (Snap!)
I was pondering our Penguins today when I decided to devise some sort of system to rate POHO/GM Kyle Dubas’…
Penguins Just Say No To A Robertson Trade, Please.
Jason Robertson is an all-star player, of that there can be no doubt. However, he is not a generational talent.…
Are the Penguins the Next Kraken?
Back in 2022-23, their second season of existence, the Seattle Kraken were arguably the surprise team of the NHL. Thanks…
Announcing My Semi-Retirement from PenguinPoop (Part II)
Back in September 2024, I announced my semi-retirement from blogging. No sooner did I click on the Publish button than…
Game 5 Recap: Penguins Top Philly in a Thriller, 3-2
Take that, Gritty! In as thrilling and intense a hockey game as you’ll ever hope to witness, the Penguins beat…
Penguins Slim Hopes Could Hinge on…Dan Vladar
The Penguins skate into tonight’s Game 4 fray at Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philly facing a monumental uphill climb. Down…
Game 3 Post Mortem: Flyers 5, Penguins 2
With all due respect to our faithful readers, I decided to forgo a standard recap of the Penguins’ 5-2 loss…