Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023
With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…
The Penguins: 2023-2024, S.O.P.
“The more things change, the more they stay the same”, we have all heard that refrain. Many of the faces…
Penguins Welcome Wilson to Front Office
The Penguins made a significant addition to their front office staff today. Doug Wilson, who enjoyed an uber-successful run as…
An Armchair GM’s Approach to Fixing Our Penguins
For the past few months I’ve written a lot about what’s wrong with our Penguins. With the team on the…
Playoffs Would’ve Been Hazardous to Penguins Health
I’m glad the Penguins didn’t make the playoffs. No, that’s not a misstatement. You read it right. After watching the…
Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1
It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…
Caps Capitulate, Penguins Triumph Thanks to Late Malkin Heroics
Some teeth might be missing. The manes might not be as lustrous and full as they once were. Some mange…