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Penguins Welcome Wilson to Front Office

The Penguins made a significant addition to their front office staff today. Doug Wilson, who enjoyed an uber-successful run as…

An Armchair GM’s Approach to Fixing Our Penguins

For the past few months I’ve written a lot about what’s wrong with our Penguins. With the team on the…

Playoffs Would’ve Been Hazardous to Penguins Health

I’m glad the Penguins didn’t make the playoffs. No, that’s not a misstatement. You read it right. After watching the…

Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks

During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…

Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1

It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…

Caps Capitulate, Penguins Triumph Thanks to Late Malkin Heroics

Some teeth might be missing. The manes might not be as lustrous and full as they once were. Some mange…

Sens Rookie Stymies Penguins, 2-1

Our season is hanging in the balance. That was my thought last night as I watched our Penguins gamely attempt…

INCREDIBLE! Penguins Rally from Four Down, Stun Blue Jackets in OT

New Year’s Eve 1978. Home on holiday break from college, I hunkered down next to my family’s stereo/radio console to…