Bolts Turn Tables, Zap Punchless Penguins 5-1
As the old saying goes, “all good things must come to an end.” Such was the case during last night’s…
Penguins Update: Hextall’s Done a (Much) Better Job Than I Thought
This post could also be titled Eating Crow—Part (I forget how many times I’ve had to do this now…lol). Although…
No Stars No Worries; Penguins Paste Toronto, 7-1
As I watched in slack-jawed awe from my perch on a bar stool at the Pennsbury Station last night while…
Penguins Update: Could Simon See Top Line Duty?
It’s a thought that seemed more remote than…say…the Andromeda Galaxy as recently as a few days ago. But with Bryan…
Penguins Chase Fleury with Flurry, Down Hawks 5-2
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. Not with our Two-Headed Monster, Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin (and now…
Panthers Put the Bite on Penguins in OT
I repeat. The PenguinPoop reverse mojo is very much alive and well. Twice during last night’s 5-4 overtime loss to…
Penguins Douse Lightning in Opener
I’d like to give full credit for the Penguins’ surprising season-opening 6-2 swamping of Tampa Bay to my esteemed colleague,…
Penguins Previews and Prognostications
Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…