Penguins Update: Is Anthony Beauvillier the New Dominik Simon?
Anthony Beauvillier…is an offensive depth winger. His value comes from creating scoring chances for himself, with the main issue being…
Penguins Update: Does Mike Sullivan Get a Bad Rap with Kids?
We all know the narrative. Mike Sullivan hates kids. Hates ‘em. Absolutely, positively won’t play ’em. If they do somehow…
Could the Misfit Penguins Be a Match Made in Hockey Heaven?
I was preparing to scrape together a quickie summary of the Penguins uber-impressive 5-1 drubbing of the Red Wings last…
Penguins Kids Cleaned, Pressed and Folded by Sabres Regulars
Hey all. Still in the process of figuring out this “semi-retirement” bit. While I don’t plan to write game summaries…
Penguins’ Musical Roster Chairs Just Got More Interesting
Gather ‘round boys and girls (hockey fans, too). Let’s play a game of musical roster chairs. The music goes ‘round…
Could the Penguins Be Harder to Play Against This Season?
There’s an old saying. Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it. Well, for years I’ve…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Baby Penguins Sign Three
The Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins signed three junior hockey free agents to contracts yesterday. Western Hockey League scoring aces Atley Calvert (pictured)…