Penguins Spoil Guentzel’s Homecoming, Ambush ‘Canes 4-1
During the old Lone Ranger TV series from the 1950s, those who watched the hero save the day before blazing…
Penguins Live to Fight Another Day, Flatten Red Wings 6-3
With their season and playoff hopes absolutely on the brink, the Penguins pulled together and drubbed the Red Wings at…
Rangers Rip Penguins, 7-4
In a track meet of a Metro matinee matchup that featured tons of pulse-pounding, end-to-end action, the visiting Rangers prevailed…
Penguins Chomp Sharks, 6-3, End Futility Skein
Well, I’ll be cowkicked, to coin a favored Mike Lange phrase. Just when it seemed our Penguins might never win…
Perimeter Penguins Fire Blanks, Swallowed by Kraken, 2-0
With top wingers Jake Guentzel and Bryan Rust parked on LTIR, you had to figure scoring goals would become an…
Penguins Nip Flyers, 7-6, in Must-Win Goalfest
A couple of weeks ago I opined that our Penguins were done like dinner. And for all intents and purposes…
Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks
Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…