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Eeli Tolvanen

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No Defense for the Penguins’ Defense?

Having been a hockey fan since the early 1970s, I’ve seen my share of bad defense. Particularly back in the…

Look Out Below: Free-Falling Penguins Krunched by Kraken

Our flickering playoff hopes evaporating faster than a puddle in the heart of Death Valley, the Penguins bumbled their way…

Seattle slew our Penguins

What a disgrace, a comedy of errors our Pittsburgh Penguins have become under the Mike Sullivan – Kyle Dubas Regime.…

Kraken Dine on Penguins (with Jarry for Dessert)

In a virtual replay of their loss to the Lightning on Sunday, our Penguins threw everything but the proverbial kitchen…

How Do the Penguins Spell Relief? D-e-S-m-i-t-h

Back in the day there was a TV commercial for Rolaids antacid tablets that posed the question, “How do you…

Predators Not Saros (Sorry), Devour Penguins, 4-1

Excuse the clunky take-off on a Reese’s Cup commercial. I couldn’t resist. In a battle of the mustard-gold uni’s, our…