Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…
Penguins Mauled By Panthers, 3-1, Lose Fourth in a Row
It’s come to this. In the wake of the Penguins’ 3-1 loss to the Panthers last night…our fourth loss in…
Eugoogoolizing the Penguins
As the years have passed since last our Pittsburgh Penguins hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup, I find myself relating to the…
Too Many Passengers on Penguins Ship
Passengers are great for a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Not so much for a hockey team. Indeed, the USS Penguins…
Penguins Update: Rating Rutherford’s Moves (2016-17)
Sometimes the best moves are the ones you don’t make. A concept Penguins GM Jim Rutherford fully grasped during the…
Penguins Update: Rating Rutherford’s Moves (2015-16)
Happy Thanksgiving to all of our PenguinPoop readers and commenters and welcome to the second installment of Rating Rutherford’s Moves.…
How Will the Penguins’ Top Forward Prospects Fare Under Mike Sullivan?
I’ve alluded to it on several occasions in comments to other posts. This time I decided to take a leap…
Penguins Update: To Win a Stanley Cup You Need…
In my never-ending quest to figure out what happened to our Penguins, a thought occurred to me. You need Cup-caliber…