Penguins Update: Could Simon See Top Line Duty?
It’s a thought that seemed more remote than…say…the Andromeda Galaxy as recently as a few days ago. But with Bryan…
Panthers Put the Bite on Penguins in OT
I repeat. The PenguinPoop reverse mojo is very much alive and well. Twice during last night’s 5-4 overtime loss to…
Penguins Douse Lightning in Opener
I’d like to give full credit for the Penguins’ surprising season-opening 6-2 swamping of Tampa Bay to my esteemed colleague,…
Penguins Previews and Prognostications
Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…
2021-22 Preview: Are the Penguins Playoff Bound?
For the first time in recent memory, the Penguins enter a regular season with more questions than answers. How will…
The Semantics of Simon for the Penguins
You know, there are times when I feel bad for our friend Rick Buker. (After all, he has to put…
Penguins Update: Oh No (Eddie Spaghetti), Sid Out for Six Weeks
By now we’ve all surely heard about the latest dollop (or more accurately…wallop) of misfortune to plague our Penguins this…
Can the Penguins Adapt to the New NHL?
On occasion I’ll play a little call-and-response game with a friend. She’ll tease me and tell me I’m whimpy, whimpy,…