Penguins Douse Lightning in Opener
I’d like to give full credit for the Penguins’ surprising season-opening 6-2 swamping of Tampa Bay to my esteemed colleague,…
Penguins Previews and Prognostications
Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…
2021-22 Preview: Are the Penguins Playoff Bound?
For the first time in recent memory, the Penguins enter a regular season with more questions than answers. How will…
The Semantics of Simon for the Penguins
You know, there are times when I feel bad for our friend Rick Buker. (After all, he has to put…
Penguins Update: Oh No (Eddie Spaghetti), Sid Out for Six Weeks
By now we’ve all surely heard about the latest dollop (or more accurately…wallop) of misfortune to plague our Penguins this…
Can the Penguins Adapt to the New NHL?
On occasion I’ll play a little call-and-response game with a friend. She’ll tease me and tell me I’m whimpy, whimpy,…
Will the Penguins be Any Good?
Now that Penguins general manager Ron Hextall has signed Zach Aston-Reese and Radim Zohorna it appears our roster for the…
Penguins Update: Hextall Flunking Summer School?
One of my very favorite movies is Blazing Saddles. And one of my very favorite scenes is when Hedley Lamarr’s…