Penguins Update: Things I Don’t Get
Okay, so no one’s ever accused me of being the brightest bulb on the planet. Certainly not my professors at…
Projecting Dr. Dubas’ Monster (aka the Penguins)
In the wake of a recent Penguins Team Reset and accompanying lineup projection on NHL.com, I thought I’d take my…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’26 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, here’s the latest Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins article. Forwards and defensemen…
Penguins Just Say No To A Robertson Trade, Please.
Jason Robertson is an all-star player, of that there can be no doubt. However, he is not a generational talent.…
Are the Penguins the Next Kraken?
Back in 2022-23, their second season of existence, the Seattle Kraken were arguably the surprise team of the NHL. Thanks…
Announcing My Semi-Retirement from PenguinPoop (Part II)
Back in September 2024, I announced my semi-retirement from blogging. No sooner did I click on the Publish button than…
Penguins Extend Evgeni Malkin
The Penguins have signed franchise icon Evgeni Malkin to an extension for the 2026-27 season. The deal calls for $5.5…
Penguins Prospect Bill Zonnon Shines (Ilyin Too)
During the 2025 Entry Draft, I confess I was bitterly disappointed at first when the Penguins selected smallish center Ben…