Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Quickest Route to Lord Stanley’s Cup? Take the North-South Expressway
The Florida Panthers are putting on a clinic on how to win a Stanley Cup. (Never mind that I picked…
So Who’s Going to Win the Cup?
I’ve been asked that question at least a half-dozen times over the past few days. Who do you think is…
Penguins Update: How Important is Speed?
Speed kills. A truism often repeated, especially in hockey circles. The faster you play, the greater your chances of success.…
Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical (Part Two)
During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Final on Wednesday night, Florida whitewashed the Presidents’ Trophy-winning Rangers by a score…
Penguins Defense Not Built for Playoffs
I was reading some recent comments from long-time PenguinPoop reader Mike about the state of our defense. He questions whether…
Penguins Update: Puh-lease Sign This Kid
Third time’s a charm. Or the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Whatever time-honored aphorism you prefer, I’m pulling out all…
Penguins Update: Don’t Be a Jag(ger) Off, Sign Joshua
In the movie The Natural, New York Knights manager Pop Fisher (brilliantly played by the late Wilford Brimley), frustrated by…