Anatomy of Frustration – The 2018-2019 Penguins Review: Part Five
As a former Goalie, I felt sorry for the Penguins’ Goalies this past season. As a team, our favorite flightless…
Anatomy of Frustration – The 2018-2019 Penguins Review: Part Three
If you were expecting me to finish off the song quote I started in my last post, you can be…
Anatomy of Frustration – The 2018-2019 Penguins Review: Part One
I’ve got pieces of April but now I’ll be mourning in May! (To paraphrase David Loggins) With the 2018-2019 Penguins’…
Penguins Passing Sink-or-Swim Test
When I was in third grade, my dad took me to Bethel Park Senior High School for swimming lessons. I…
Penguins Acquire Gudbranson and Wideman at Deadline
Perhaps Penguins general manager Jim Rutherford read my last article on PenguinPoop. Or…more likely…got tired of watching his stars get…
The Penguins Go South, Literally and Figuratively
While most of the world must have rejoiced when Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early Spring, I could imagine that our…
Penguins Swap Centers in Four-Player Deal with Florida
The Penguins have traded centers Derick Brassard and Riley Sheahan to the Florida Panthers for centers Nick Bjugstad and Jared…
Penguins Update: How Did We Turn Things Around?
During an especially riotous moment of Mel Brooks’ classic 1974 western spoof, Blazing Saddles, bewildered henchman Taggart uttered the unforgettable…