Shriveling Penguins No Match for UTC
Sometime during the Penguins dismal/disgraceful/humiliating (pick your adjective) 6-1 loss to the Utah Hockey Club last night, on home ice…
Ex-Penguins Update: Halloween Special
I thought I’d take a break from the relentlessly grim news surrounding our skidding Penguins and offer some lighter fare.…
Is Chaos Inherent in the Penguins’ System?
Having never played hockey (or mastered skating) I’ll be the first to admit I’m not an X’s and O’s guy.…
March of the (ex) Penguins
I thought I’d take a break from bemoaning the Penguins’ less-than-inspired free-agent signings (good things generally don’t come in small…
Would the Penguins Be Better Off If Jim Rutherford Were Still in Charge?
I was scanning the hockey sites Wednesday night for trades and other pre-draft activity when I noticed the Canucks made…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical (Part Two)
During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Final on Wednesday night, Florida whitewashed the Presidents’ Trophy-winning Rangers by a score…
Ex-Penguins Update: The Ides of March
Beware the Ides of March…and the Penguins’ grueling schedule this month. An energy-sapping slate that calls for our aging squad…