Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical
As I scanned the box score of last night’s Boston-Toronto playoff game I couldn’t help but notice a familiar trend.…
Penguins Fumble Finale, Fall to Islanders, 5-4
In many ways, last night’s 5-4 season-ending loss to the Islanders was an all-too-fitting microcosm of the 2023-24 campaign. One…
Penguins Update: Puh-lease Sign This Kid
Third time’s a charm. Or the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Whatever time-honored aphorism you prefer, I’m pulling out all…
Devils Pitchfork Tepid Penguins, 5-2
When I was a kid, my favorite ride at Kennywood Park was the Thunderbolt roller coaster. As I recall, a…
Penguins Update: Don’t Be a Jag(ger) Off, Sign Joshua
In the movie The Natural, New York Knights manager Pop Fisher (brilliantly played by the late Wilford Brimley), frustrated by…
Bungling Penguins Fall to Philly, 2-1, in OT
In my 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop, rarely have I been critical of Sidney Crosby. That’s because there’s rarely…
Penguins Post-Turkey Day This ‘n’ At
A few rambling thoughts post turkey day. Yesterday I wrote at fairly great length that our Penguins need to do…
The Penguins – “That Old Gray Mare….”
A little less than a month ago, I posted an article showing that last season’s opening night line-up was 30.0…