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Miracle at the Rock: Penguins Singe Devils, 6-3

They say confession is good for the soul. I confess here and now for public consumption, I fully expected our…

Penguins Display Winning Hab-its: Clip Canadiens in OT, 3-2

Our Penguins entered last night’s do-or-die matchup with Montréal with a crystal clear mandate. A win was an absolute must…

Time To Pump Up The Penguins Prospect Pipeline

This may seem like poor timing to some of our readers who are currently enamored with the current Dr. Jekyll…

La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2

Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…

Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3

Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…

Penguins Halt Skid, Crush Canadiens, 6-0

With the season threatening to slip through our collective fingers like grains of sand traversing an hour glass, the Penguins…

Penguins Aston-Reese pays the dues, St Louis sings the Blues; Pittsburgh wins 6 – 1

The Penguins’ Power Play (PP) was perfect and their Goalie was near perfect as our surging sphenisciform-seabirds swamped St Louis…

Penguins Find Winning Recipe

Heading into Thanksgiving, our Pittsburgh Penguins may have discovered a winning recipe. Start with a generous portion of production from…