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Perimeter Penguins Fire Blanks, Swallowed by Kraken, 2-0

With top wingers Jake Guentzel and Bryan Rust parked on LTIR, you had to figure scoring goals would become an…

Heart ‘n’ Soul Rule as Penguins Clip Canucks in OT

After watching the NHL-leading Canucks skate circles around us during the first period last night at Rogers Arena while grabbing…

Should Mike Sullivan Preside Over a Penguins Retool?

In the wake of recent technical difficulties at PenguinPoop that kept the site offline for a while, I’m still in…

Penguins Update: Where Have All the Goals Gone? And Who’s Not Scoring Them.

It’s no secret. Our Penguins are having difficulty scoring. Grave(s) difficulty. Incredibly, we’re tied with Arizona for 25th (out of…

Penguins Blow Lead, Bow to Kings, 2-1

Correct me if I’m wrong. I think you’re supposed to win one for the Gipper, not lose one. Or in…

Penguins Ride the Sid ‘n’ Ned Train to 4-1 Victory over Blackhawks

Seven seconds into last night’s must-have 4-1 victory over the Blackhawks, Sidney Crosby ran towering 22-year-old defenseman Alex Vlasic into…

Penguins Place Guentzel on IR

The hits just keep on comin’ for our Penguins. The team announced today that it has placed star forward Jake…

Luckless Penguins Devoured by Panthers, 5-2

There’s a truism in sports. Great teams make their own luck. If that’s the case, what does it say about…