Penguins Update: The Sid ‘n’ Jake Show
During the Penguins’ back-to-back wins over Arizona and Montreal this week, the dynamic duo of Sidney Crosby and Jake Guentzel…
Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)
Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…
Penguins Snap Skid, Put the Bite on ‘Yotes, 4-2
Two very important events took place last night before 17,068 witnesses at PPG Paints Arena. The Penguins snapped an ugly…
If I were Kyle Dubas…
To kick things off, it’s important to clarify that I’m certainly not saying I know better than Kyle Dubas, and…
Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning
With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…
Bungling Penguins Fall to Philly, 2-1, in OT
In my 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop, rarely have I been critical of Sidney Crosby. That’s because there’s rarely…
Fly(er) By Night Power Play Costs Penguins Again in 4-3 Shootout Loss
Blow it up. No, make that BLOW IT UP. That was my reaction as the Penguins’ power play sank to…
Is Age Contributing to the Penguins’ Power-Play Woes?
I close my eyes and the visions come rushing in, like some unrelenting hockey nightmare. The Penguins are working on…